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Far Cough
8:34 Wed Mar 16
Re: Should Mother Teresa be made into a saint?
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CLIVE:
I'll tell you something, er, that religious singing reminded me of something.
DEREK:
Ommmm .....
CLIVE:
Did you, did you see that, er, TV coverage of the, er, the Pope when he was lying in state? The-, the last Pope, you know, John Paul?
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
Lying in state? On that-, on that catafalque?
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
In those robes?
DEREK:
Yeah, right.
CLIVE:
Didn't half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn't he? I mean, like, I c-, I couldn't prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately 'cause he looked-, he looked vulnerable, he looked at-, at rest and, er, somebody had, er, gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn't fancy him when he was alive 'cause he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils but when they'd, er, when the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that .....
DEREK:
Well, I-, I gather, erm, he had a, you know .....
CLIVE:
I got the fucking horn in .....
DEREK:
Yeah, well .....
CLIVE:
..... just seeing him lying there.
DEREK:
Well, the make-up was fantastic on that. Who done .....
CLIVE:
But I imagine that, er, .....
DEREK:
Who done the wardrobe?
CLIVE:
What, for the Pope's funeral
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